Bookworm On A Journey Gifts

Man reading 'Nudge Theory' is pushed over.

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

Big Bang Theory.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

The Witches Discover The Wok

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

The Da Vinci Cod

K9 Literati

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Childhood

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

The book is so much better than the film..

Lowbrow Lolita

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

Reading in the rain.

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"

Pastoring for Dummies

Marco Polo

The Colonel at home.

Man reading in lamp

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."