Bookworm On The Go Gifts

'Another book in the can...'

'Ironic, I'm booking you for texting.'

Big Bang Theory.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

The Da Vinci Cod

K9 Literati

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Read any good Apps lately?'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"I guess that's the place for people too poor to afford a kindle, huh dad?"

Have you ever read Dickens, minion? No. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. How about Upton Sinclair? John Steinbeck? Who? … Marx? Mark's what? Thank you for reminding me why I hired you, minion. Can I take my weekly lunch break today instead of Friday?

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

The book is so much better than the film..

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

Reading in the rain.

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"