Bookworm On The Go Gifts

'Another book in the can...'

Big Bang Theory.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

K9 Literati

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

The Da Vinci Cod

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'Read any good Apps lately?'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

Reading in the rain.

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

The book is so much better than the film..

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"

Pastoring for Dummies

The Colonel at home.