Bookworm With A Travel Twist Gifts

Marco Polo

Big Bang Theory.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

The Witches Discover The Wok

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

K9 Literati

The Da Vinci Cod

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Childhood

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.

The book is so much better than the film..

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

Lowbrow Lolita

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

Reading in the rain.

Pastoring for Dummies

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"

The Colonel at home.