Bookworm With A Travel Twist Pillows

Marco Polo

Big Bang Theory.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

The Witches Discover The Wok

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

K9 Literati

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

The Da Vinci Cod

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Childhood

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

Lowbrow Lolita

Reading in the rain.

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

The book is so much better than the film..

Pastoring for Dummies

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"