Bookworm With A Passion For Flying Prints

'Excellent flying Pete! That was a brilliant Textbook landing!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

The Witches Discover The Wok

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Is this your first book launch?'

Friedrich Schiller

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Beyond Dante

Book Worm

"It's a novel about interest rates."

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

Charles Dickens.

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

Lowbrow Lolita

The Great Canadian Novel

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

Marco Polo

Man reading in lamp

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

"It's a book about how to ask for a raise, '50 shades of Pay'."

Literary Advice

Success Without Effort

"This book is the future of literature. It is paper-free to help save the planet and completely free of words and images so no one is offended."