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Still Waiting For Something To Turn Up, Mr. Micawber Is Ignored

"Meet The Author"

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

The Witches Discover The Wok

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

'Is this your first book launch?'

Friedrich Schiller

Meet the author

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

"There goes our early night."

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Learn yourself English.

The joy of sects.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'