Bookworm Aficionado Mugs

Still Waiting For Something To Turn Up, Mr. Micawber Is Ignored

"Meet The Author"

Reading my Critics

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"I try to write a little bit every day."

The Witches Discover The Wok

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

'Is this your first book launch?'

Friedrich Schiller

"There goes our early night."

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

Meet the author

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

The joy of sects.

Learn yourself English.