Adorable Bookworm Pillows

Small child checks out a book.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

K9 Literati

The Da Vinci Cod

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'Is this your first book launch?'

Friedrich Schiller

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Beyond Dante

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

Book Worm

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

"It's a novel about interest rates."

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

K9 Literati.

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

The Great Canadian Novel

Charles Dickens.