Bookmobile Driver Gifts

Bookmobile driver sees book hitch hiking

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'Are we broke yet?'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

How Amazon was invented

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Better times ahead.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Exit Next Left

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."