Bookmobile Driver Prints

Bookmobile driver sees book hitch hiking

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

How Amazon was invented

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Are we broke yet?'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Yes, That Was The Exit

Better times ahead.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Exit Next Left

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'