Cash Transport Drivers Gifts

"Not as armored as we thought."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Are we broke yet?'

A Quiet Rebuke.

How Amazon was invented

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Yes, That Was The Exit

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

'Follow that cab!'

Limerick Airport

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

Jungle Taxi

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'I was a taxi driver once but I resigned!' 'Why?' 'I hate people talking behind my back.'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"Rockefeller Center."

Filling up.