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'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Plagiarism by Billy Widmore It was the best of times it was the worst of times. Four score and seven years ago, Quoted the raven nevermore...

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

"It isn't always all about you, Cindy."

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

Bestsellers have sold so well there are none at all on the shelves.

Daytime TV For Nerds

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

Soap Opera

Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.

Grooming for beginners.