Bookish Soap Fan Prints

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'Einsteiners.'

University Soapflakes

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Plagiarism by Billy Widmore It was the best of times it was the worst of times. Four score and seven years ago, Quoted the raven nevermore...

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

June Brown

Daytime TV For Nerds

"It isn't always all about you, Cindy."

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

Bestsellers have sold so well there are none at all on the shelves.

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

Soap Opera

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

Oliver Twist - Oliver,with the Pickpocketing Artful Dodger's Mode

Eastenders: This Programme Contains Bad Acting And One-Dimensional Characterisation