Bookish Fish Fan Gifts

'I'm telling you Bill: I can hear a scratching sound...'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Fish snorkling above water.

Kids with Fish Balloons

A Preschool of Fish

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Guess who netted it.'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

Origins Of Evolution

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Carp, per diem.

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"