Book-club Gatherer Gifts

I liked the book better than the movie, but not as much as the "Dateline." "20/20," or "Primetime Live" specials.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

The Dorrie Decimal System

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Sue the Author 3PM

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

The World's Biggest Book Club

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

'A is for Arse.'

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'

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