Book-club Gatherer Prints

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

The Dorrie Decimal System

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

Sue the Author 3PM

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'A is for Arse.'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

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