Bonus Time Gifts

'It must be bonus-time again.'

'I want a bigger piece of the pie.'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

The Evolution of the Bonus

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'Tell me more about the obscene bonus package.'

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

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'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

We don't think your 12 million dollar bonus is obscene. We think it's 12 million little ways to say 'I love you.'

'$800,000 per year? Is that with or without an incentive bonus?'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"I've been too busy investing my enormous salary to be bothered running the company."

'You're addicted to big bonuses. But the good news is there's a patch to treat that.'

"Will my bonus look big in this?"

"You've been vital to our great year. Your bonus is whatever you can carry out by midnight."

'We're with you half way, sir. We'll return our government bailout if we can keep our executive bonuses.'

'I'd like a job where I'm hated for having obscene amounts of money.'

'We've ended up paying our 'golden hellos', golden 'return from holidays' and Prickman wanted a golden 'thank you' after coming back from a toilet break!'

"If I don't get a bonus from my bank, I'll quit and flip burgers!"

"Souls are a dime a dozen. The best I can give you is ten free dance lessons."

"The government wants us to wear these bonus hazard suits."

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

'Getting a big bonus to risk other people's money makes me wonder if I am part of a conspiracy.'

CEO Incentives