Bolognese Bro Gifts

Pasta

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

George can overreact when people criticise his barbecues.

"Lucky!"

"Not only do they all speak fluent English, but they keep correcting your grammar."

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

"Wanna hear a real funny joke?"

Personal Ads: '...Men seeking anything that will stay still long enough.'

Virtual reality mirror.

Motorcycle Faith Healer

I'm sure it's here somewhere!

"Gotta go, guys. I've had about all the male bonding I can take for today."

"You blame this on the 4 martinis I drank. I blame it on the Bossa Nova."

Right to Rome

"Oh Christ! Not again, surely."

'Create Adam before Eve -- He'll need some time to clean up around there a little first.'

"She might have stayed longer if you answered the door with your pants on."

'...Eno should live to the age of a hundred and sixty.'

"Chill out, Ben. They're Kosher."

He decided to use Immersion Therapy to confront his hatred of broccoli.

Smoke from sheep's pipe is like fluffy wool

"Honey, I'm home."

"God I miss the good old days when you could huff and puff anywhere you damn well pleased."

Tailor.

"That's it, now press, 'Reply-All' and bingo! Everybody's prayers have been answered."