Bistro Buddies Gifts

"Chill out, Ben. They're Kosher."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Coffee Menu

"That's very offensive."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Sermon on the Grounds...

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

'Our Monday night '90-off wine night' isn't exactly working wonders for Tuesday thru Saturday.'

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

'It's the same as our regular Angels hair pasta, but with extra grease.'

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

"Last time I ordered Rock and you ordered Paper, so this time..."

Lady has a coffee break.

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

'Wait! -- Why don't we just have a BEER bash?'

"You had me at pumpkin."

'3 pints of lager, 2 gin and tonic, 1 vodka and coke and a replacement liver.'

All day breakfast - 'What did you expect? It has been there all day!'

"Okay, but next time lunch is on me!"

The tin woodsman discovers the advantages of having no heart,