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"Chill out, Ben. They're Kosher."

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Coffee Menu

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"That's very offensive."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

'Our Monday night '90-off wine night' isn't exactly working wonders for Tuesday thru Saturday.'

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

Lady has a coffee break.

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

'It's the same as our regular Angels hair pasta, but with extra grease.'

"Last time I ordered Rock and you ordered Paper, so this time..."

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

"You had me at pumpkin."

"Okay, but next time lunch is on me!"

The tin woodsman discovers the advantages of having no heart,

'Wait! -- Why don't we just have a BEER bash?'

All day breakfast - 'What did you expect? It has been there all day!'

'I hate making decisions - just bring me a bottle of each.'