Angelo-gizmo Lover Gifts

"That's it, now press, 'Reply-All' and bingo! Everybody's prayers have been answered."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

Early cyborg.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Careful! He knows computers."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

Quentin Tarantino

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

'I wish you would update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

The Reason for Storms

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"Bip."

Mexican angels.

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

Next World Tours

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"