Bold Lifestyle Lovers Gifts

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'Therapy in L.A.'

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

Academy.

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

'I've got the iron.'

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

Fashionista

"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."

"I think you're going to like today's class."

I lost 10 pounds during that last thaw...but it was all water weight.

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

"THIS YEAR I'M GOING TO GET IN SHAPE."

'Her clothes are so way out, she won first prize at a fancy dress competition, and she wasn't wearing fancy dress.'

'Help out a fellow non-conformist?'

Nutrition Note: As a result of eating more sensibly, the wee folks are no 3/8 inch less wee than they were a generation ago.

'Hold on. You're my personal trainer? Look, I signed out for a work out, not a pig out.'

Cult films!

"Believe me, everyone at the bank envies our simple lifestyle."

'Welcome to St Judes Summer Fayre' full of cannabis related items

"Let's pick up the pace people, this is not a joyride."

"If you look closely, you can see Uncle Jack selfishly living his awesome single life."

'I want to be a role model.'

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

"...You haven't even thought this through, have you?"

"My veganism is no more annoying than your ecofascism."