Bold Life Enthusiasts Gifts

Many of you were confused about the "Randy's How to be an Alpha" lesson from yesterday: "Live like you've got nothing to lose." You know what? I don't care. If you don't get it, that's on you. If you want to hang out with the big dog, either keep up or get left behind. I hope that demonstration clears up the confusion. If not, I couldn't care less.

Reach for the Star.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"Effective leadership is more than just telling everybody to be like you!"

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"You're afraid of what?"

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

'Long term I want to enhance my leadership skills and ascend the corporate ladder. Short term I want a mocha latte.'

'Speaking for myself and every other right-thinking person...'

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

"Well, it's funny, Sid. Every time I've got onr foot in the grave, something interesting happens, so I pull it back out again!"

Man in woods sees sign, 'No Trespassing', next to 'Go Ahead - Make Our Day!'

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

Life is about the chase, not the ball. Now go get it!

Knight

"Everybody in the whole damn household is alpha."

'That one's for being a very brave boy!'

Fashionista

Great coaching is about handing your coachee on when you don't know the answer...

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

'He used to think, now he just googles everything.'

"It's vintage."

"My new job involves leadership, what do you think I should do?"

Baby in carrier is watching TV on dad's back.

'You should've seen how he stood his ground with the board of directors this morning. I swear, the guy must have icewater in his veins!'