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'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

'Therapy in L.A.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

Academy.

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

Fashionista

"I think you're going to like today's class."

'I've got the iron.'

I lost 10 pounds during that last thaw...but it was all water weight.

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

"THIS YEAR I'M GOING TO GET IN SHAPE."

'Welcome to St Judes Summer Fayre' full of cannabis related items

"If you look closely, you can see Uncle Jack selfishly living his awesome single life."

'Her clothes are so way out, she won first prize at a fancy dress competition, and she wasn't wearing fancy dress.'

Nutrition Note: As a result of eating more sensibly, the wee folks are no 3/8 inch less wee than they were a generation ago.

"Let's pick up the pace people, this is not a joyride."

Cult films!

'Help out a fellow non-conformist?'

'Hold on. You're my personal trainer? Look, I signed out for a work out, not a pig out.'

"Believe me, everyone at the bank envies our simple lifestyle."

'I want to be a role model.'

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

"...You haven't even thought this through, have you?"

"My veganism is no more annoying than your ecofascism."