Vibrant Lifestyle Lovers T-Shirts

Hey son, did you pimp my ride?

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Glyndebourne

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

'Therapy in L.A.'

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

Starfish doing the wave.

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

'Turned out non-figurative again...'

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

Just Married an Oil Baron

'I do like the moat.'

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

"We take pride in offering food that's simple, basic, yet absurdly expensive."

"I think you're going to like today's class."

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

It's great, but you never want to buy the best house in the neighborhood. For sale.

'I love money because it reminds me that I'm part of a larger community of capitalists.'

'Ah, look...it is Reynard, come to tell us about freedom.'

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

'I can't believe that you eat black caviare with every meal.'

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

'I'm sorry, Mr Jones has just stepped away from his desk'

Dancing Person

'I don't know if I can give it up.'