Vibrant Lifestyle Lovers T-Shirts

Hey son, did you pimp my ride?

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Glyndebourne

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

'Therapy in L.A.'

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

'Turned out non-figurative again...'

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'I do like the moat.'

Just Married an Oil Baron

"I think you're going to like today's class."

"We take pride in offering food that's simple, basic, yet absurdly expensive."

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

'I love money because it reminds me that I'm part of a larger community of capitalists.'

'Ah, look...it is Reynard, come to tell us about freedom.'

'I can't believe that you eat black caviare with every meal.'

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

'I'm sorry, Mr Jones has just stepped away from his desk'

Dancing Person

'I don't know if I can give it up.'

Oil executives agonise over decisions on dealing with price explosion.