Body Positive Thinker Gifts

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

"You reach your ideal body weight your way. I'll reach it my way."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

Be Healthy

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Self-esteem room

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Critisize your weight.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"Privates Beach"

'You lack the expertise we're looking for, Mr Wheaton - but darn it, I like your attitude.'

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

Breast Height Chart

'I gotta lose some weight.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

The bluebird of happiness couldn't make it. I'm the finch of eh, I can't complain.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Congratulations on the new you!

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

"That's a big fat lie!"

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...