Body Positivity Gifts

"Thanks for almost everything, Dad."

Deluded pear thinks she has a slim body shape.

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

'Why you should always stick to the script.'

Hall of Mirrors

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

'Lies! Nothing but lies!'

One size fits all.

"How dare you body-shame me!"

Life on Earth - Superfat.

Women's bottoms read Foxy and Attractive, Fun-loving and Sensual.

"I can assure you that your measurements are safe with me."

Wolf: 'Oh, no, I have a double chinney-chin-chin!'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Does sumo make me look fat?'

Big is beautiful.

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

'You're not fat, Dear, you're Rebenesque!'

Weight conscious cow

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'My God, I'm turning into my mother!'

'Beats me how they want to call that skinny dipping?'

NO skinny dipping

"Happy valentine's day!"

Those orange peel legs are making me hungry.

'I am too as fit as a fiddle. I'm just big-boned.'

Maude finally gets rid of her giant ass.

'The good news is the operation was a success. . . the bad news is your butt looks too big in that hospital gown.'

'I wouldn't stand on it. It makes mum cry every time she does it.'

'What are they all staring at - have I got two heads or something?'

A woman shops for choir robes in sizes 'small' 'large' and 'large but think they are small'.

'Would you love me even if I wasn't fat?'