Body Positivity Pillows

"Thanks for almost everything, Dad."

Deluded pear thinks she has a slim body shape.

'Why you should always stick to the script.'

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

Hall of Mirrors

One size fits all.

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

'Lies! Nothing but lies!'

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

"I can assure you that your measurements are safe with me."

Life on Earth - Superfat.

Women's bottoms read Foxy and Attractive, Fun-loving and Sensual.

Wolf: 'Oh, no, I have a double chinney-chin-chin!'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

Weight conscious cow

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

'My God, I'm turning into my mother!'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'Does sumo make me look fat?'

'You're not fat, Dear, you're Rebenesque!'

Big is beautiful.

'I am too as fit as a fiddle. I'm just big-boned.'

'Honey, does the wild pig that I swallowed whole for lunch make me look fat? No, dear, it's just the lighting.

'He's been much easier in his mind since slim-fit shirts went out of fashion.'

"Happy valentine's day!"

Celebrity Anorexics

'Distorted self image.'

'Would you love me even if I wasn't fat?'

Me when by BDD shows up

'What are they all staring at - have I got two heads or something?'

'A poloneck covers a multitude of chins.'

'We don't call it 'plus size' anymore, we call it 'extra fun'.'

'I wouldn't stand on it. It makes mum cry every time she does it.'