Body Positive Thinker Pillows

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

"You reach your ideal body weight your way. I'll reach it my way."

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

Be Healthy

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Privates Beach"

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

Critisize your weight.

Self-esteem room

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'You lack the expertise we're looking for, Mr Wheaton - but darn it, I like your attitude.'

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

Breast Height Chart

Congratulations on the new you!

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'I gotta lose some weight.'

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

"That's a big fat lie!"

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

"I really didn't have a weight problem until they invented skinny jeans."

Aging Problems