Body Acceptance Gifts

"I don't like the look of that new member."

Prejudice/Empathy

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'It wasn't just my own country -- I was without honor everywhere until I found Southern California!'

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

"Hey, great ab!"

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"Feeling like a skinny person living in a fat person's body is actually quite normal."

"I liked the scale better before we leveled the floor. It read ten pounds lighter on a slant."

"Gotta be an implant."

The coolest thing you can do is be yourself

"I realized that she'd never overcome her shyness, so I had to let her go."

"In order to be a better mirror of society, we feel parliament should have more overweight female members with a wardrobe deficiency."

Fat Cell Metro. Tracks 1-4. Express Line to Hips.

'Sorry I had the liposuction machine on blow instead of suck.'

'Doc says I'm in ship-shape.'

You' ll pleased to know that I'm in complete harmony with my bowels.

'Yes, maybe my high metabolism DOES keep me slim.'

The creation of the first size OO woman.

She's gone - you can stop holding it in.

"Dude, time to hit the gym!"

The Burger and the Whopper.

"What does 'It looks like you never miss a meal' mean?"

My thighs touch because they in love

'I'm not fat I'm gravitationally challenged.'

'I need a fatter friend.'

Applied Science.

'Honey, be honest...does this outfit make my butt look small?'

Max supplements his income by working as a shill for a plastic surgeon.

'If he takes a shine to you, you'll come out looking like his wife. If not - one of his exes.'

Good morning, Frank. Ernie? You're all chiseled and buff and handsome. But I'm always all chiseled and buff and handsome. Look at yourself. This is incredible! It will change everything! Speaking of changes...The art department is fixing their mistake. Oh well, Ernie. It's what's inside that matters. You mean my morning doughnut?

'I always lose weight in the wrong places.'