Body Acceptance Mugs

"I don't like the look of that new member."

Prejudice/Empathy

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'It wasn't just my own country -- I was without honor everywhere until I found Southern California!'

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"Hey, great ab!"

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

"I liked the scale better before we leveled the floor. It read ten pounds lighter on a slant."

"Gotta be an implant."

The coolest thing you can do is be yourself

'Sorry I had the liposuction machine on blow instead of suck.'

'Yes, maybe my high metabolism DOES keep me slim.'

You' ll pleased to know that I'm in complete harmony with my bowels.

'Doc says I'm in ship-shape.'

"In order to be a better mirror of society, we feel parliament should have more overweight female members with a wardrobe deficiency."

"I realized that she'd never overcome her shyness, so I had to let her go."

'I'm not fat I'm gravitationally challenged.'

The creation of the first size OO woman.

"Dude, time to hit the gym!"

"What does 'It looks like you never miss a meal' mean?"

My thighs touch because they in love

The Burger and the Whopper.

'I need a fatter friend.'

'Thank you for accepting me the way I am.'

'I always lose weight in the wrong places.'

Applied Science.

'Honey, be honest...does this outfit make my butt look small?'

'If he takes a shine to you, you'll come out looking like his wife. If not - one of his exes.'