Board Game Joke Buff Pillows

"Oh my god, I'm board!"

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Cat Nip.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'He does lack social skills.'

Cheeze Wiz.

The Golfing Accident

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"And would you like flies with that?"

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

Wedding disaster #27.

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

Make your resolutions achievable.

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"Beware of God"

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

'Ah, business as usual.'

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.