Board Game Joke Buff Prints

"Oh my god, I'm board!"

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Cat Nip.

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'He does lack social skills.'

The Golfing Accident

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"And would you like flies with that?"

Make your resolutions achievable.

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"Beware of God"

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'Ah, business as usual.'