Board Game Gladiator Gifts

Big Game Hunter

Rage.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Bad for you but to die for

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"I feel your pain."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

American Football.

Punishment for the kicker.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

Football.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

Football Blockers.

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

"No, the guy with the bat doesn't get to kill the guys with the mitts."

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'

You Don't Know What It's Like

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

Why the Romans stopped serving alcohol at sporting events.

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.