Bmx Enthusiast Gifts

BMX Tricks

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

You had me at vintage.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

CLEAR!

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Dairy Devil

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Biker Lawn Mower

Biker At Museum

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Bicycle Sidecar.

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

Altar Ego

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"You had me at hell."

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'