Blueprint Decipherer Gifts

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'Here you are, Simmons!'

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"And that was just your sudoku chart."

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

'...we were able to hide some rather significant losses.'

"You'll be working entirely on commission. We were kidding about the salary."

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

Maze of legalities.

"We need to think outside the pyramid."

'This prescription looks as though the doctor wrote it in Greek.'

Europe and TTIP

'The Architect Ant really outdid himself this time, don't you think?'

'These pamphlets will explain the procedure and these leaflets will explain the pamphlets.'

"Of course it's hard to understand. They wouldn't be billing 'codes' , if they were easy to decipher."

Descartes School of Philosophy.

'While we appreciate your hard work Eddie, I think we are going to have to go a different direction with this position.'

"What you need is a prescription. I'm giving you some...."

"'Sideboard'? I thought it said 'sideboob'."

"The vasectomy clinic? Go past the barbers, left at the scissor factory, cut through the bollards and it's opposite the sewing machine shop."

Dept of statistics: 'vital...nonessential'.

'Connect insert A, B, and C into slots D, E, and F. Tighten using assembly tool G. What in the H are they talking about?'

"...here you go!"

'Ophthalmologist'

Cuba Economic Results 2015

The good news is they'll probably name it after me!

'I got all woozy reading the restrictions in my health insurance contract!'

'One letter at a time.'