Blueprint Decipherer Mugs

After work, of course, they'd relax and talk deconstruction. Isn't a blueprint just a series of markings with no meaning by themselves? Our job, as I see it, is to find the true essence of the materials.

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'Here you are, Simmons!'

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"And that was just your sudoku chart."

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

IKEA Book

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

"You'll be working entirely on commission. We were kidding about the salary."

'...we were able to hide some rather significant losses.'

Maze of legalities.

"We need to think outside the pyramid."

'The Architect Ant really outdid himself this time, don't you think?'

'This prescription looks as though the doctor wrote it in Greek.'

Europe and TTIP

'These pamphlets will explain the procedure and these leaflets will explain the pamphlets.'

"Of course it's hard to understand. They wouldn't be billing 'codes' , if they were easy to decipher."

Descartes School of Philosophy.

"'Sideboard'? I thought it said 'sideboob'."

'While we appreciate your hard work Eddie, I think we are going to have to go a different direction with this position.'

'Doctor Leaping Leopard's prescriptions are always impossible to read!'

"What you need is a prescription. I'm giving you some...."

"The vasectomy clinic? Go past the barbers, left at the scissor factory, cut through the bollards and it's opposite the sewing machine shop."

'Connect insert A, B, and C into slots D, E, and F. Tighten using assembly tool G. What in the H are they talking about?'

Dept of statistics: 'vital...nonessential'.

'I got all woozy reading the restrictions in my health insurance contract!'

'Ophthalmologist'

Cuba Economic Results 2015

The good news is they'll probably name it after me!