Blueprint Misreader Mugs

"'Sideboard'? I thought it said 'sideboob'."

"We only got six days of funding."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"Here's the parking lot."

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

House building chart (like steps).

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

Worker takes Boss out in a wheelbarrow

"And I'm telling YOU it looks exactly like the picture. See?"

'I don't think that blob was an unusual roof design, but a coffee stain.'

"I don't know - seems like a lot of work."

"We need to think outside the pyramid."

Building site. 'Going to be a new tv station.'

'This shows where the swimming pool will be placed.'

Designer

Architect chained to his drawing of parliament

'The Architect Ant really outdid himself this time, don't you think?'