Blonde With An Attitude Pillows

'Fancy ruining that lovely blonde hair by dyeing the roots black!'

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

The Surly Yoof

"Half-full. Those were the days."

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

'She taught me that copping an attitude will get you everything.'

"Tuna on rye, hold the smile."

Whatever

'You've played Pooh sticks right?'

'I love your 'never-say-never' attitude, but we never hired you.'

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

'Reading the want ads? No, they just happened to be on the same page as this fascinating story on...um...cosmetics.'

"Larry goes out of his way to get along with difficult employees!"

"There, dammit. Is that enough pepper for you??"

I'm BAD deal with it

'After 40 years of marriage, Claude, your eternal optimism is starting to wear a little thin.'

'The chef apparently doesn't know how to accept a compliment.'

'This is Cindy Larrabee, substituting for Alicia Bemis, who turned out to be not quite blonde enough....'

101 uses of a dead cat: floatation devices.

'Alice, the blonde, speaking.'

"I'm sorry, have you been grimacing long?"

'I don't care if it is part of the look. I'm not buying you a handgun.'

'Sour grapes AGAIN?'

"Never mind - we waited so long that we ordered pizza from the place across the street."

Vandalism Sucks.

"It's your tip to lose."

'Friday morning is no good for me- I'll be settling someone's hash!'