Attitude Pillows

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

'Sour grapes AGAIN?'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

I'm between jobs right now. I admire your optimism.

"Half-full. Those were the days."

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

'I love your 'never-say-never' attitude, but we never hired you.'

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

The Three Kinds of People

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

The Surly Yoof

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

Life begins at 60

Half full. Optimist. Half empty. Pessimist. Pragmatist.

'Your glass is half full!'

"I got rid of all the excess in my life."

'She taught me that copping an attitude will get you everything.'

"Is your glass half full with windfall profits, or half empty with a capital gains problem?"

Deer Crossing With Attitude

Whatever

'This is the only time I really get to seize the day.'

Home/work masks.

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

I'm BAD deal with it

"Baldo, I don't need advice on looking cool in a new car."

'On the contrary, your glass is half full.'

I made a resolution to have a more positive attitude, but god knows how long that's gonna last...

"Mum used to have one piece of porcelain...now she has lots."

God Loves Those Who Love Themselves

Glass Explorters: Half Full and Half Empty.

There are no 'bad jobs' only bad attitudes to jobs.

'It seems that he was too optimistic. His glass of water wasn't half full. Obviously, it was completely empty.'

'After 40 years of marriage, Claude, your eternal optimism is starting to wear a little thin.'