Attitude Pillows

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

'Sour grapes AGAIN?'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"Half-full. Those were the days."

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

'I love your 'never-say-never' attitude, but we never hired you.'

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

The Three Kinds of People

The Surly Yoof

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

Life begins at 60

'Your glass is half full!'

"I got rid of all the excess in my life."

'She taught me that copping an attitude will get you everything.'

"Is your glass half full with windfall profits, or half empty with a capital gains problem?"

Deer Crossing With Attitude

'This is the only time I really get to seize the day.'

Whatever

Home/work masks.

I'm BAD deal with it

"Mum used to have one piece of porcelain...now she has lots."

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

'On the contrary, your glass is half full.'

I made a resolution to have a more positive attitude, but god knows how long that's gonna last...

God Loves Those Who Love Themselves

Glass Explorters: Half Full and Half Empty.

Punk Rock Pebbles sux! Rock the boat! Leave no turn un-stoned! a rock with punk features and attitude.

'After 40 years of marriage, Claude, your eternal optimism is starting to wear a little thin.'

There are no 'bad jobs' only bad attitudes to jobs.

'It seems that he was too optimistic. His glass of water wasn't half full. Obviously, it was completely empty.'

'Thank GOODNESS we've moved on from the bad old days when people with mental health problems were just labelled 'mad!''

"On a positive note, we'll walk out of here half an inch taller."

Vandalism Sucks.