Attitude Analyst Pillows

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

"Why are you always so negative?"

'And finally. . . where do you see yourself on the food chain 5 years from now?'

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

Hypochondria Hospital

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

"Do you have any hopeless little drongos?"

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

"You have a remarkable lack of curiosity about your co-workers."

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"People are crazy."

"So, Ms. Mayfly. Where do you see yourself in five years?"

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

If you were an iceberg...

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

Empathy School for Trump