Attitude Adjuster Pillows

'Your glass is half full!'

'Have you considered that perhaps it's just your negative attitude that makes this place so miserable?'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

'If enthusiasm is contagious, you're the antidote.'

"Is your glass half full with windfall profits, or half empty with a capital gains problem?"

There are no 'bad jobs' only bad attitudes to jobs.

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

I made a resolution to have a more positive attitude, but god knows how long that's gonna last...

'On the contrary, your glass is half full.'

"Baldo, I don't need advice on looking cool in a new car."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

The Three Kinds of People

"Fit the reality to our statistics!"

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"Half-full. Those were the days."

The Surly Yoof

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

"Do I look like I need rescuing?"

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

Half full. Optimist. Half empty. Pessimist. Pragmatist.

'She taught me that copping an attitude will get you everything.'

Whatever

'I love your 'never-say-never' attitude, but we never hired you.'

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

Straightening up.

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

Home/work masks.

I'm BAD deal with it

Glass Explorters: Half Full and Half Empty.

'It seems that he was too optimistic. His glass of water wasn't half full. Obviously, it was completely empty.'

'After 40 years of marriage, Claude, your eternal optimism is starting to wear a little thin.'

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