Attitude Adjustment Pillows

The Three Kinds of People

'The best things in life are free.'

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

The Surly Yoof

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

Life begins at 60

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

'Your glass is half full!'

'She taught me that copping an attitude will get you everything.'

"Is your glass half full with windfall profits, or half empty with a capital gains problem?"

Whatever

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

'He is having trouble adjusting to the new normal.'

'I love your 'never-say-never' attitude, but we never hired you.'

"This is Pierre. He's our new 'Oui' man."

You were right, I was silly to worry about some 'boy wonder' taking my job- the boss' daughter got it.

Home/work masks.

I'm BAD deal with it

'On the contrary, your glass is half full.'

I made a resolution to have a more positive attitude, but god knows how long that's gonna last...

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

Glass Explorters: Half Full and Half Empty.

Punk Rock Pebbles sux! Rock the boat! Leave no turn un-stoned! a rock with punk features and attitude.

'I remain confident we will pull out of this nose dive.'

There are no 'bad jobs' only bad attitudes to jobs.

'It seems that he was too optimistic. His glass of water wasn't half full. Obviously, it was completely empty.'

'After 40 years of marriage, Claude, your eternal optimism is starting to wear a little thin.'