Attitude Adjusters Pillows

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

The Three Kinds of People

"Fit the reality to our statistics!"

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"Half-full. Those were the days."

The Surly Yoof

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

'Your glass is half full!'

'She taught me that copping an attitude will get you everything.'

"Is your glass half full with windfall profits, or half empty with a capital gains problem?"

Whatever

Straightening up.

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

'I love your 'never-say-never' attitude, but we never hired you.'

Home/work masks.

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

I'm BAD deal with it

I made a resolution to have a more positive attitude, but god knows how long that's gonna last...

'On the contrary, your glass is half full.'

Psychometric tests would weed out 25% of all applicants (medical schools).

Glass Explorters: Half Full and Half Empty.

Punk Rock Pebbles sux! Rock the boat! Leave no turn un-stoned! a rock with punk features and attitude.

There are no 'bad jobs' only bad attitudes to jobs.

'It seems that he was too optimistic. His glass of water wasn't half full. Obviously, it was completely empty.'

'After 40 years of marriage, Claude, your eternal optimism is starting to wear a little thin.'

'Sour grapes AGAIN?'

'The best things in life are free.'

Face the Music Tavern - Formerly The Free Spirit.