Attitude Adjusters Gifts

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

The Three Kinds of People

"Fit the reality to our statistics!"

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"Half-full. Those were the days."

The Surly Yoof

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

"Do I look like I need rescuing?"

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

Half full. Optimist. Half empty. Pessimist. Pragmatist.

'Your glass is half full!'

'She taught me that copping an attitude will get you everything.'

"Is your glass half full with windfall profits, or half empty with a capital gains problem?"

'I love your 'never-say-never' attitude, but we never hired you.'

Whatever

Straightening up.

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

I made a resolution to have a more positive attitude, but god knows how long that's gonna last...

'On the contrary, your glass is half full.'

"Baldo, I don't need advice on looking cool in a new car."

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

Home/work masks.

I'm BAD deal with it

Psychometric tests would weed out 25% of all applicants (medical schools).

Glass Explorters: Half Full and Half Empty.

There are no 'bad jobs' only bad attitudes to jobs.

'After 40 years of marriage, Claude, your eternal optimism is starting to wear a little thin.'

Punk Rock Pebbles sux! Rock the boat! Leave no turn un-stoned! a rock with punk features and attitude.

'It seems that he was too optimistic. His glass of water wasn't half full. Obviously, it was completely empty.'

'Sour grapes AGAIN?'

Face the Music Tavern - Formerly The Free Spirit.