Foodie With Attitude Pillows

"I'm sorry, have you been grimacing long?"

"Tuna on rye, hold the smile."

"It's your tip to lose."

'The chef apparently doesn't know how to accept a compliment.'

"Never mind - we waited so long that we ordered pizza from the place across the street."

"There, dammit. Is that enough pepper for you??"

"How can you be out of wings?"

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

hard-boiled egg...

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"That's it. We’re toast."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

How about going easy on the carbs

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Advocado

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Flying sauces.

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"