Courageous Food Enthusiast Pillows

'Don't worry- mine is the good E. Coli.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Baker Romance

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'I was in the catering corps.'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

The Perfect Foil

"Room for dessert, folks?"

"Your meal sounded nice."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Feast