Unapologetic Foodie Pillows

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

"I'm one of those fortunate people that can ear what they like."

"Cream coloured ponies, crisp apple strudels, doorbells and sleighbells, schnitzel with noodles. . ."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

"....and hold the garlic."

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

Avocado Timeline

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

'Therapy?'

"Would madam like to sniff the resealable cap?"

Long Corkscrew

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

"This is a big wine. I recommend you order some big food."

Snow & Flo series: Wedding guests.

'What do you recommend?.' 'A big tip.'

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

'We've been enjoying the ambiance for 20 minutes. Now we'd like to enjoy some service.'

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

"And what would you like to regret later?"