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'It's a new Rupert Murdoch production -- the 'Things You're Better Off Not Knowing' channel.'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

The End is Nigh

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

The End is Near art gallery opening.

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The Future

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Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'Wow, now I see why you're so jolly all the time.'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

'If it wasn't for their great pension scheme I'd have packed this in years ago.'

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

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Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

Message in a bottle.

"Have you ever had the feeling you forgot to turn something off?"

"There you are, dear. . . that's you all set to watch satuday night television now!"