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"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Unaware that the earth had detached itself from his house, Sam steps off the porch

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"This will be hilarious!"

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"I am not asking for directions."

Shoot For The Moon

Imagine

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

Myspace then and now.

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

"To be perfectly frank, I much prefer the solitude of the desert to the busy city life..."

'So where do you see yourself in five years?'

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

"Just Breathe, and think to yourself, 'what does my heart truly desire?'"

Shadow

'Say, I like that! What is it?'

"It's totally pointless - that's what makes it art."

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

'And you can no longer talk to people face to face!'

"So how did 'DRY JANUARY' go?"

'It's the Titanic, afterwards.'