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"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Unaware that the earth had detached itself from his house, Sam steps off the porch

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"This will be hilarious!"

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"I am not asking for directions."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Shoot For The Moon

Imagine

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

Myspace then and now.

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

"To be perfectly frank, I much prefer the solitude of the desert to the busy city life..."

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

'So where do you see yourself in five years?'

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

"Just Breathe, and think to yourself, 'what does my heart truly desire?'"

Shadow

"It's totally pointless - that's what makes it art."

'Say, I like that! What is it?'

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

Sure, making the brew is fun, but canning enough to last until next Halloween is a pain.

"So how did 'DRY JANUARY' go?"

"It is NOT an alien invasion. A moth landed on the lens."

'You're pregnant?'

"Realism! . . . Realism!"